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I'm just a crazy Scottish video game-addict who says random things.
Would you like some cheese, Arbiter? Penguins are evil. Leprechauns and rubber chickens should never go together, especially if there's a full moon. I like food. What about you?

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Jan. 25, 2008 | 3:31 PM Cyberdevil says:

Teapots

Jan. 25, 2008 | 3:36 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Oh no! The kettles of doom! Argh! I need to get a girlfriend...

Jan. 25, 2008 | 4:13 PM Vndgl says:

Sup.
You're likt the only person that posts on peoples blogs as much as me and Cuqui

Jan. 25, 2008 | 4:15 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Well, I haven't got anything better to do. Can't be arsed doing anything...
Thanks for the comment :)

Updated: Jan. 25, 2008, 4:16 PM

Jan. 25, 2008 | 4:36 PM Beanbaker says:

Gophers work for the CIA by eating people

Jan. 25, 2008 | 4:39 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

The CIA is secretly run by evil leprechauns who rape toasters and beat children with toilet seats.

Updated: Jan. 25, 2008, 5:14 PM

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:05 PM uglysonObitch says:

SCHMEEEEEEEGLE

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:14 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

My precious! E.T is really a sheep on crack! Must guide hobbits to McDonalds or precious will rape me! Au secours, je suis nu! Mr Anderson, du bist ein staubsauger und du hast verstopfung!
Thanks for the comment :)

Updated: Jan. 25, 2008, 6:30 PM

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:12 PM fohn-jarmery says:

Aye! I speak a wee bit 'o Scottish ye Ken!!! (did i spell ken right)
Ah well, anywee lad, whatye be doin' roun' the bonny parts'o'newgrounds?

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:34 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

I don't even say ken, lol. What does it mean, anyway? Oh well. I'm here because NG kicks ass!
Thanks for commenting

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:29 PM LitaJenn says:

Hi! xD Person who left a random comment on my News Post...
I also like food. I like a lot of desserts.

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:36 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

I eat way too much crap.
Thanks for the comment :)

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:44 PM shabbo says:

i see you left a comment on my page thanks

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:47 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

No bother. You know, it says it's like quarter to six or something when I posted this, but it's actually quarter to 11 over here... silly time zones...
Thanks for commenting :)

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:25 PM captain-yokiuaru says:

i lost my strawberry have u seen it?

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:27 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

*Crazy Dorsy puts half-eaten strawberry behind his back*
Uh, no...

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:37 PM captain-yokiuaru says:

o.o........u...just.................m y poor little strawberry.........but i gotz more yay!

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:42 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

You sure about that?

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:38 PM Appocilator says:

i would like to be the first to beat your first born

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:44 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Well, good luck with that. Here, have some air autographed by me! Oh, wait, I can't sign it... Damn you, air!

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:46 PM captain-yokiuaru says:

what do u mean are you sure about that?

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:57 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Well, in your absence, someone might have taken them... Anyway, it's beddy byes for me, children. It may be nearly 7 in EST, but in GMT, it's almost midnight. See you tomorrow (if I get the chance). Goodnight and thanks for commenting :)

Updated: Jan. 25, 2008, 6:58 PM

Jan. 25, 2008 | 10:38 PM XxpanicwithmeXx says:

Is Blood Food?!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:32 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Of course. You know, vampires might be scary, but deep down, they're just hurt little souls... Pity them. And help me rape them.
Merci pour le commentaire :)

Updated: Jan. 26, 2008, 5:32 AM

Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:00 AM JKEntertainment says:

Thanks for the comment.

Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:33 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

You're welcome.
Thanks for the comment :)

Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:32 AM mrpie74 says:

your like... an older, version of me.... but i is still better

P.S. Penis

Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:43 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Well, according to a recent blog of yours, you're getting bored now. I suppose you're yet to master the art of the daydream, my friend!
P.S Vagina

Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:01 AM Cyberdevil says:

You look a lot like this mythical character I've heard about, one that runs around killing people for cash. Might you be his long lost brother?

Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:15 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

You mean The Arbiter from Halo? Yeah, we're cousins XD

Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:29 AM Cyberdevil says:

Haha, no wonder then :P

Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:40 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yep, good ol' Arby as we call him... He likes yoghurt. A lot. He steals it from people's fridges. We tried to stop him, but then he got his power sword... *shudders*
Anyway, cheers for commenting, it's nice to talk to someone :P
Or is it?
*Dramatic music*

Updated: Jan. 26, 2008, 9:41 AM

Jan. 26, 2008 | 10:01 AM MasterSarge300 says:

The locust are attacking! Earth! Send in the Spartans to help the Cogs and the people of that planet!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 10:07 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

*Puts on Rambo-style headband*
Let's-a go, Mario!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 10:09 AM jopojopo says:

thanks fo teh wishes of Luck! its super effective since ur scottish right?

Jan. 26, 2008 | 10:17 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Is it? No idea, sorry. You're welcome anyway.
Thanks for commenting :)

Updated: Jan. 26, 2008, 10:18 AM

Jan. 26, 2008 | 2:14 PM AmbroseMerle says:

Wurst cluck, I tried that once and got turned into a can of tuna. "Random is as oh look a chicken," I suppose. I like food, too, especially if it comes with ground bacon... Gotta love the crunch and extra kick of pig sides. How about you?

Jan. 26, 2008 | 2:26 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Aye, I like bacon. I probably shouldn't, because of all the evil farms and slaughter houses and that kind of crap, but I still eat it.
Thank you, come again! :)
P.S I'm scared too :(

Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:21 PM Keol says:

PENGUINS ROCK!!!!!
:D
Arbiter is awesome! I wana play HALO!
Hello, Halo, Bungie Jumping in Bungie HQ :P
Arbiter would like some cheese! Drunk Spartan is mean. Sunglasses look bad on the easter bunny
(I AM OUT RANDOMISH-ING TALKING YOU!! but letrs team up and...yeah...)

Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:44 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

The Easter Bunny didn't give me chocolate, so I ate him instead. Cheese monkeys like jazz music and smoking crack, especially on Saturday mornings, when Granny Jenkins is out playing footy with a constipated turkey. Pineapples + alcohol + spaghetti = no. Pineapples + alcohol + car insurance = PWNAGE! LOLZORS! THE ARBITER IS HUNGRY! HEIL ARBITER! AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!
*Jumps out window*
Thanks for commenting :)

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:)

Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:46 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

:) :( :D :O :P >:-( ^-^ <3 O_o :3 SPAGHETTI!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:24 PM Keol says:

lol

Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:47 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

ROFLMFAO XD

Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:24 PM Aldur says:

jo! nice that someone is actually reading what i write lol thought that i had to go to a psychologist for talking to my self but NO! thx ^^ you give me hope rofl

nice pic.... is that a hitman pi with crazy dorsy written over it?

Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:34 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

You're welcome. Yep, that's Agent 47 alright. It was originally going to be my icon, but you can't have one with a transparent background, so I just stuck it here lol

Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:28 PM Ita-chan says:

HAH! I WIN! BOOMMMMM~ DIE!! GRAWR! :3
................. * silence *
I WINN!!!! Hi :3

Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:35 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

*Eats Ita-Chan*
Pwned.
Thanks for commenting :)
P.S SPAGHETTI!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 7:01 PM Ita-chan says:

DAmn you!! * shakes fist inside your stomache *
lol no problem! XD
PS: Spaghetti is noodles XD

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:44 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Oh no you don't!
*Eats laxative*
You're coming straight back out!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 7:59 PM DryChris says:

Here's your ticket #

3829478600

Congrats!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:45 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yay! I win! :D

Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:45 PM Dont-Touch-My-Muffin says:

hmm up the top agent 47 and the ninja dude are having anal sex and also jerry jackson is coool

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:48 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, Jerry Jackson is funny. Just gotta love his movies! :P
Thanks for commenting! :)
P.S What ninja dude?

Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:47 PM iamsicknerd says:

Pretty funny! Hm...hm,hm....hahahah!
You DO say things at random.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:53 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yep, that sums me up pretty well. Some people find it annoying, but that's one advantage of the internet - if you don't like it, just don't read it!
Thanks for commenting! :)
P.S If Queen were still around, they could pwn McFly's ass anyday of the week. We miss you, Freddie! :(

Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:58 PM Gergaloth says:

HOLY FUCK!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:58 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

WTF?! HOLY SHIT! SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS! AW, CRAP! FUUUUUCK! ARBITER-O'S! FLAKY FLAKES! HEIL ARBITER! I LIKE FOOD! ARRRGGGGGHHH!
*Jumps out window*
Thanks for the comment :)

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:34 AM 1ScAtMaN1 says:

If you play Gears Of War you sir are WIN! So you will add my gamertag so I can pwn j00! DaReaper555 (sexy right?)

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:56 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Sorry, don't play online. Can't be arsed getting someone to pay it and I can only play the 360 at weekends anyway, so there's not much point... But you never know. I do enjoy playing online...
Thanks for commenting!
P.S Nice gamertag :)

Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:07 AM midnawolflink says:

SERIUOSLY WAT IS YOUR FAV GAME FROM ZELDA

Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:10 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

I dunno. Ocarina of Time? Actually, I think my favourite is the one with all the cheese and rapists... Or the one with the washing machine. I dunno.
Thanks for commenting! :)
P.S Feed me!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:09 AM Me-Mighty-Leper says:

I've just regurgitated a whale, want to name it?? Here's the bottle.

Thanks for commenting on My last post. By the way, did you read them all??

Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:14 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

You're welcome. I'll be sure to read them. I think I'll name the whale... Bob the Builder.
Thanks for commenting :)
P.S Keep that bloody penguin away from me!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:11 AM midnawolflink says:

kan means know by the way

Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:19 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

I think you mean ken, not kan. Thanks anyway.
Thank you for... hell, I'm sure you know the rest.
P.S Like I said in that guy's blog, cats can pwn wolves anyday! That's why it's Eye of the Tiger, not Eye of the Wolf! If it was, I doubt it would be the great song it is now!
Arrgghh!
*Jumps out window*

Updated: Jan. 27, 2008, 8:19 AM

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:00 AM Azutom says:

47 ftw. Hitman's awesome. =D

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:05 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, but Blood Money doesn't work on my PS3 and my PS2 is in someone else's room now and I can't be arsed moving :(
Thanks for commenting!
P.S SPAGHETTI!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:18 AM Mechabloby says:

I LIKE YOUR ARCTIC MONKEYS IN A SIGHT OF WHITE I STOLE PINK FLOYD FROM THE WELBURNS AND THEY'RE GOING TO GET ME WITH CHANGE OF A TENNER, GUV'NA?

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:28 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Ah dinnae know what yer talkin' aboot, mate. Hey, that's ma tenner! Gi' us it back noo before ah kick yer arse frae here tae Kingdom Come! Ye hear me, wee man?
RESPECT THE SALTIRE, BITCHES! AAAARRRGGGHHH!
*Jumps oot the windae*
P.S I don't really talk like that, but the advantage of being Scottish is that I can understand those who do! We can understand Americans, they can't understand us! Yay! =D

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:26 AM Azutom says:

Blood Money works on my PS3. I guess you need to update. xD
And, yeah. SPAGHETTI indeed. =D

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:36 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, I really ought to. Mafia doesn't work either... Some games I can't be arsed playing because I don't want to have to build all my save data again. I completed 100% of Timesplitters Future Perfect, unlocked everything. Now I have to use my PS2... Oh, well. PS3 still kicks ass. She's shiny!
Thanks for the comment :)
P.S Robotnik likes pie.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:58 AM Kagoe says:

I like men now

Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:06 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

And you didn't before? Sounds fun ;) I don't see why God complains about gays. Straight guys are pervs, anyway. You're either committing the sin of homosexuality or the sin of lust. (If you're wondering about me, it's the latter I'm guilty of, lol XD)
Thanks for visiting! Come again sometime! Discounts for senior citizens, children and people with three heads!
P.S I'm hungry.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:12 AM FuckDemon says:

you made me lol

Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:16 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Made you what? Well, if you mean what I'm thinking, I'll gladly do it again ;)

Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:38 AM Vndgl says:

Second Comment!
Why are Penguins evil?
They're cool in my mind...

Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:45 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

It's just one of the many random things I say.
Thanks for commenting. Uh, again.
P.S The Arbiter rapes penguins.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 11:07 AM homor says:

scots.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 11:09 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, pretty much.
P.S Fridges like porn

Jan. 27, 2008 | 1:18 PM Tea says:

How do you catch your haggis?

Jan. 27, 2008 | 1:21 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

No clue. Don't even like the stuff. Then again, it has a couple of years since I tried it... Oh, well.
P.S Sheep like rap music.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 1:26 PM SuperDeagle says:

Slabba Dabba Moosh Moosh?

Jan. 27, 2008 | 1:29 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Hubba bubba skoosh sploosh.
P.S The Arbiter is hungry.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 2:13 PM MurderByMoonlight22 says:

why do you keep jumping out of the window? xD

ur like kenny xP you die and the other day ur back or what ^.*

Jan. 27, 2008 | 3:58 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, I am, lol. Oh my God! You killed Dorsy! You bastard! Arrgghh!
*Jumps out window*
Thanks for commenting*
P.S Ouch!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 3:39 PM Tea says:

Also, How the hell did you get 40 comments in two days?

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:03 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Guess I'm just that attractive XD. To answer seriously, I guess it has something to do with the fact that I comment on a lot of people's blogs, so they'll often look at mine. Also, my comments are kinda random, so maybe that catches people's eyes. I really don't know.
Thanks for yet another comment! XD

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:10 PM DryChris says:

Wii Fan Here!!
You just won the ticket to Lock Beach. The #s are: 273464354
And for being such a good sport you just won the Helper Emblem which allows you to use a hint from me to get the right answer. You can only use this once.
Congratulations!!!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:50 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Thanks! I've got a Wii, too. Nintendo kicks ass!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:59 PM stickycity says:

I AM ME!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 5:01 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

I EAT YOU!
*Eats Stickycity*
P.S How's your daughter?

Jan. 27, 2008 | 5:48 PM StuffyOne says:

Arbiter doesn't like cheese only ham.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 5:51 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Really? Guess the answer's no, then... Hey, Tarturus sounds like tartar sauce, lol... The brute leader is called tartar sauce! No-one the Arbiter pwned his ass...
Thanks for commenting :)
P.S I'm hungry.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:54 PM nick123454 says:

i need a friend

Jan. 28, 2008 | 1:24 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Don't we all?
P.S Yeah, I'll be your friend.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:55 PM nick123454 says:

please

Jan. 28, 2008 | 1:26 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, I'll be your friend.
P.S So will the Arbiter.

Jan. 28, 2008 | 1:07 AM Dont-Touch-My-Muffin says:

uhh nevermind about the ninja it was my friends hand..
yeah

P.S orgy
P.P.S left nipple

Jan. 28, 2008 | 1:32 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

If it was my profile pic that he thought was a ninja, I guess he's never played Gears of War... or seen a ninja XD
P.S Gangbang
P.P.S Clitoris

Jan. 28, 2008 | 1:12 AM Dont-Touch-My-Muffin says:

WOO U GOT A PS3 TOO?

coool

add..
hoktor

we play together sometime?

Jan. 28, 2008 | 1:39 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, I'd like to, but when I try to sign up for PS Network, it says I'm too young... bastards >:-(
Apparently, Halo was going to be on the Playstation, but Microsoft threatened to buy over Bungie and they did eventually... bastards >:-(
P.S Never attempt to rape Dr. Robotnik - his one big secret is that he has no arsehole XD
A bit like the Arbiter, I suppose...

Jan. 28, 2008 | 2:40 PM MurderByMoonlight22 says:

yeah thx 4 the comment ^^ but now i still dont know how to get an perfect banner that fits xD but yeah

Jan. 28, 2008 | 2:55 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

You like my banner? I just used Paint. When you go to File and Open, put your pointer over a file for a few seconds and a text thingy will come up saying what its dimensions are. Use it to guide you. You can also click on Image and go to Attributes. Hope this helps.
P.S Barney the Dinosaur and the Arbiter should NEVER go together. Ol' Arby LOATHES that purple prehistoric paedophile and you don't want to be anywhere near when he's pissed... I mean really, REALLY pissed...

Jan. 28, 2008 | 3:13 PM MurderByMoonlight22 says:

thx but what thingy? xD and yeah i like ur banner

Jan. 28, 2008 | 3:21 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Just try putting your pointer on something briefly, e.g. You can do it on the Paint Toolbar and it'll tell you what the tool is called and stuff. It's just a wee white box that fades in, you've probably seen it before, I guess I just suck at describing it XD
P.S Another thing about the Arbiter - NEVER joke about his seeming lack of genitals, he's real sensitive about it and compensates by carrying around a big-ass power sword that you do not want to be on the wrong end of.

Jan. 28, 2008 | 3:15 PM MurderByMoonlight22 says:

oops i mean what file? xD srry

Jan. 28, 2008 | 3:33 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Well, you know how when you go to File and Open it shows you a list of things you can open? These are the files I was referring too. Couldn't think of a better word XD
If you still don't understand, don't be afraid to ask again. I like getting comments, anyway...
P.S I like cats

Jan. 28, 2008 | 3:35 PM MurderByMoonlight22 says:

lol im glad you like cats i have 2 cats a little one and a big one xP

Jan. 28, 2008 | 3:44 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

I have one cat. One sister has a dog but I don't like dogs :(
P.S The Arbiter has 3 hamsters and some goldfish XD

Jan. 28, 2008 | 3:44 PM MurderByMoonlight22 says:

thx ^^ i've finally got a banner xD thx again

Jan. 28, 2008 | 4:27 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

You're welcome. Nice banner, by the way.
P.S Wheeeeee!

Jan. 28, 2008 | 3:58 PM Zack1257 says:

on ur comment : YES I FOUGHT THE WAR WITHOUT YOU OR THE ARBITER!!!!!

Jan. 28, 2008 | 4:28 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

I'm going to eat you now.
*Eats Zack1257*
P.S THIS IS SPARTA!

Jan. 28, 2008 | 4:32 PM Black-Ops says:

...if I say "Hi, I'm from Scotland too", will I be bombarded with random nonsense? D=

Jan. 28, 2008 | 4:35 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Can't be arsed tonight... Oh, by the way, the Arbiter just stole your yoghurt.
Thanks for commenting!
P.S Robotnik just imploded.

Jan. 28, 2008 | 4:55 PM waffelboy27 says:

Im from scotland too where do you live ? I live near aberdeen

Jan. 28, 2008 | 5:06 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

I live near Glasgow. Scotland pwns, yay! :)
Thanks for commenting :)
P.S THIS IS SCOTLAND! XD

Jan. 28, 2008 | 5:01 PM Dont-Touch-My-Muffin says:

He has not seen a ninja but his name is.. John the ninja lol..

D:<!! FUCKING PS3 NETMURK! D:<!! just make your age like 74
:DD!

>:D!
P.S Erotic
P.P.S Butt secks

Jan. 28, 2008 | 5:09 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, I'll do that sometime... I mean, who gives a shit about my age? I'll do it when I can be arsed XD
P.S Horny
P.P.S Titty fuck

Jan. 28, 2008 | 5:26 PM bevas11 says:

cool you like hitman to sweet

Jan. 28, 2008 | 5:31 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yeah, Hitman kicks ass.
P.S Agent 47 likes ballet dancing XD

Updated: Jan. 28, 2008, 5:31 PM

Jan. 28, 2008 | 7:51 PM DryChris says:

Here is your plane ticket #: 64810932

Jan. 29, 2008 | 8:04 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yay! Canada, here I come! =D
P.S Brian May + piles = PWNAGE XD

Jan. 28, 2008 | 8:33 PM captain-yokiuaru says:

i must kill the ghost..........

Jan. 29, 2008 | 8:15 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Good luck. Try throwing pies, that always works. Or use a washing machine, very effective when there aren't any vacuum cleaners around. Or just use Barney the Dinosaur, evil ghosts hate him more than crosses, they'll NEVER return. However, the problem with this is that it'll drive you insane, too XD
P.S John Deacon is hungry.

Jan. 28, 2008 | 10:08 PM TAUfanatic says:

my future girlfriend LOVES food....... so that means I do too.

Jan. 29, 2008 | 8:18 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Hope she doesn't love it too much and end up heavier than a blue whale XD
Thanks for visiting :)
P.S Big Buggy pwns j00!

Updated: Jan. 29, 2008, 8:23 AM

Jan. 29, 2008 | 7:17 AM Zack1257 says:

damn you!!! *uses spartan laser gun* damnit! damn ur evil stomach!! it wont tear!!!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 8:23 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

When you eat as many people as I have, your stomach becomes ridiculously strong.
You'll just have to wait until you come out the other end XD
P.S When you think about it, The Lion King is just Ghostbusters with more sex and fart jokes XD

Jan. 29, 2008 | 7:28 AM Zack1257 says:

im partially scottish, partially frrench, partially spanish and partially american!!!!! PWNED!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 8:25 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

A large part of me is Scottish... uh, I think there's some French somewhere down the line... um, that's all I know XD
P.S Robotnik rapes chickens when there's a full moon

Jan. 29, 2008 | 10:36 AM lemurepublic says:

I like food, too!

I kinds food!

Rutabagas!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 10:42 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Cabbage + Turnip = Rutabaga
Carrot + Roger Taylor = Onion
Potato + Sean Connery = PWNAGE! AAARRRGGGHHH!
*Jumps out window*
Thanks for commenting! :)
P.S I only have 2 eyes :(

Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:18 AM lemurepublic says:

hey crazy dorsy thanks for the idea i am getting flash now :)

Horseradish soup!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:21 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

No problem.
P.S Penguin pie!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:51 AM DryChris says:

Wii Fan Here!

Here is da coupon numba: 4092

Congrats!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:59 AM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Yay! I win again! =D

Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:53 AM DryChris says:

Wii Fan Here!

I think Master Cheif booty licks Ms. Pacman backstage XD

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:02 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

You know, there's one thing about the Master Chief that I want to know - How the fuck does he go to the loo in all that armour? Does he have to take it all off? XD
P.S EVERYONE licks Miss Pacman backstage.

Updated: Jan. 29, 2008, 12:02 PM

Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:56 AM DryChris says:

Wii Fan Here! Again!

Mario and Sonic are alliances :)
Spongebob is gay because if he showed he was straight then it ain't a kid's show XD
Crash Bandicoot is a complete moron XP

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:05 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Never thought about that... I'll never watch Spongebob the same again XD
Does Crash ever even talk? I dunno...
P.S I bet Tails is secretly a Nazi

Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:57 AM insanoman says:

Are you gay?

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:05 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Nope. What about you?

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:46 PM DryChris says:

Wii Fan Here!

Dry Bones is a very good waiter
Tails is a double agent
Shadow gets seduced by Amy
Sandy hates tentaclea if u know what I mean XD
Crash is dick

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:48 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Tails tried to rape me :(
But the Arbiter raped him XD

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:54 PM DryChris says:

Wii Fan Here!

Robotnik can't rape
Silver has a brother named Gold
Gold is a pimp
Sonic has a brother named Blanco
Blanco is a gangster
Hammer Bros+ Pico=PWNAGE!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 1:12 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

And no-one can rape Robotnik, he has no arsehole XD

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:59 PM DryChris says:

Wii Fan Here!

Rouge needs sex
Knuckles is a player
King Wart uses bubbles because he has few coins
One Rupee is 20 coins
Never hit a Goomba with a glass pipe. He'll get stronger
Crash lights his ass on fire.
Robots can't have sex
Bush lied about 9/11 or did he?
Leprechauns are on acid.

Jan. 29, 2008 | 1:15 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

Leprechauns will smoke, sniff or inject anything. As if they weren't evil enough already...
Bush probably secretly caused 9/11
Goombas always look angry because they have no arms and cannot wank XD

Jan. 29, 2008 | 1:04 PM DryChris says:

Wii Fan Here!

I hide AK47s in my closet
Flash hates me :(
Sonic goes really fast because he has to pick up his girls XD
Penguins hide their ability to fly
Tails was drunk the night he tried to rape you. He thought you were Cream XD LOL!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 1:22 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

He did? Well, he's not trying THAT again XD
I hide porn-uh, AKS-74's in my closet...
Sonic will have no girls soon - he's so fast, it's over in 2 minutes, if you know what I mean XD
Penguins can do a whole ton of shit, but they just can't be arsed and want to be left alone. That's why they live in such a terrible place, hardly anyone goes there.

Jan. 29, 2008 | 1:10 PM Johnnycool says:

thanx for commenting on my page really apprieciate it

Jan. 29, 2008 | 1:23 PM Crazy-Dorsy responds:

No problem. Thanks for commenting on mine :

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